Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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