I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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