Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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