hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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