How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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