You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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