Barsexuality is the new black.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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