The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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