I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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