Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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