I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
