I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My vagina is officially offended.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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