all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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