Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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