This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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