This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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