Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I could fuck to npr.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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