when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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