I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
