told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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