Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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