Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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