He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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