Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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