We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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