SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
