If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.