my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.