these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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