Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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