and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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