He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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