my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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