apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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