let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
you had me at cake vodka
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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