In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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