a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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