How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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