Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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