obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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