Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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