Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
vagina is talking i cant
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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