We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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