Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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