And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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