Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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