He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
no you cant smoke seaweed
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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