If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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