found the other keg... it's in the tree
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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