Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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