Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
