Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
