are you still at the devil's house?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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