How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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