I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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