with your own penis?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
